From darkmoon
[X] I have a job
[ ] I have a car payment — (haha, I am car-free)
[X] I have a house payment (or rent)
[X] I've made a house or car payment late — (eh, now and again I'm sure it's happened)
[ ] I've had a car reposessed
[ ] I know my credit score
[X] I have kids — (well, one)
[ ] I have kids by more than one person — (this contains a category mistake: said one kid is by two people, neither of whom is me)
[ ] I pay child support
[X] I'm married
[ ] I've been divorced
[ ] I'm 30 or older and haven't been married
[X] I have toys from my childhood that are older than half of myspace — (but they're in England)
[ ] I remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen. — (when who left what?)
[ ] I saw "E.T." in the theater — (I never saw any films in the cinema until Jean de Florette for French A-level, well after the eighties)
[ ] I know who shot J.R. — (no clue)
[X] Fraggle Rock. — (yes, but it was set in a lighthouse. And it had TVS frontcaps with the big rainbow flower thing. Look!)
[ ] "Where's the Beef?"
[ ] I've found grey hairs
[X] I have aches and/or pains for no apparent reason — (but that's happened since I was a teenager)
[X] I've uttered the phrase "Kids these days..." — (mostly in irony)
[X] I've uttered the phrase "When *I* was a kid..."
[ ] I think current teen fashion is laughable, but I own something from the 80's or early 90's thats equally retarded. — (I don't, and I don't)
[ ] I know off the top of my head who Crockett and Tubbs are. — (who‽)
[ ] "Capital Gains tax", "401k", and "Homestead exemption" all mean something to me. — (I couldn't tell you what any of those mean)
[ ] I wanted a Delorean. — (I've actually seen the film now, but about ten years after it came out. At the time it passed me by)
[ ] I remember when it was just "Star Trek"
[ ] I had a Trapper Keeper — (I know what they are now due to being the father of a school-aged child, but I think this was just an American thing)
[X] I know what "Reaganomics" was. — (I think I know what it was. How does it differ from Thatcherism?)
[ ] I remember when Michael Jackson was Black — (honestly, I really wasn't paying attention to anything in the eighties that wasn't connected with the number 6502.)