instead of a meme by a marn too busy to write one
I've got a giant cardboard box, what could we make out of it?
One of my siblings, when they were a toddler, had a giant cardboard box and called it "Harold the Fishing Boat".  When it was taken away, they complained that it had been their favourite friend.

Do you hang your clothes in your closet, all facing in the same direction?
No.  I keep them in drawers.

Why would the F.B.I. be after you?
I hope they're not: it would be very inconvenient for everyday life.

Apart from a car license, do you have a license for anything else?
I don't have a "car licence".  I don't actually have a licence for anything.

The new law is: Everyone must have a word tattooed on their forehead, what's yours going to be?
"Civil disobedience".

Are you any different than you were a year ago?
I hope so.

Everybody has a little "what" in them?
...one million Hows, two million Wheres, and seven million Whys.

Are you a talker or are you a listener?
I am a talker.  Telnet to me!

What do you shake?
Milk.

What is the one thing you know is true?
λxy.x

What do you do when you sit out on your deck or porch alone?
Walk around twiddling pipecleaners and designing systems.

What would make it a better day where you are right now?
Nothing, it's night.

Okay, bored of this, and I have other things to do.  May do some more later.  (Fin's answers are here.)